03.09.03 - 10:47 pm

while i lazily scrolled over pictures of clams and anemones, sarah, laying on my bed, scrawled out a lovely fairy tale in my binder, and presented it to me when she was finished. needless to say, i was mighty pleased to have such a thoughtful piece of writing from her, and she was mighty pleased to have a thoughtful knuckle sandwhich.

i hate you jordan noe. youre a horrible boyfriend. why dont you go jump back in the womb you came from and finish getting developed. dipshit. oh yeah...your moms ugly too.

once apon a time there was a beautiful young maiden named sarah michelle thornton. who was so beautiful that everyone liked her. well one day sarah michelle thornton met an UGLY DOG named JORDAN NOE. they had a baby together and lived in luxury and harmony in corvallis oregon until one day JORDAN NOE decided to quit his job and start dating hookers. yep. hookers. well, the beautiful sarah michelle thornton didnt care because she was beautiful.

the end.