06.09.03 - 12:03 am

"dude, seriously bro, whats going on?"

"alright dude, get this shit..."

"well come on, bro. tell me, whats the fuck is up"

"come on bro, just take it easy and listen to this shit, man. so dude, theres this goth chick right? well dude, shes like all makin' these noises and shit."

"noises? what the fuck are you talking about? fucking noises?"

"serious bro. like hardcore noises. like jenna jameson shit. man this girl is hard core deluxe bro."

"like shes making noises just walking around, dude? like, you heard this shit on the sidewalk?"

"ok. look. dont be a dick bro. im serious. ok. so theres this guy alright. his name is brain. i dont fuckin know why. but it is. ok. so get this bro. hes ravaging this goth chick for the second time. like right now dude."

"and shes making jenna jameson noises and shit? and hes fucking that gothic chick?"

"fuck yeah dude. get this, so like i hear from this guy that like, hes all downstairs listening in to this shit and shit, bro. and she was all like, 'fuck me fuck me fuck me' and the dude downstairs is just like, 'what the fuck?!' and so like, you know, the brain is punishing this bitch up there you know, just all hard core."

"who is?"

"the fucking brain, bro."

"right right right. and the dude downstairs is all like listening in and shit?"

"i know dude. i know. and like his other roommate, hes all like off working out and missing all the good shit."

"bro."

"i know dude, his loss man. so like, any minute now, that other dudes gonna come in through the downstair dudes door and like, want to know what he missed. because like, apparently they were gonna go and like look in windows and shit. you know, like jack each other off or some shit."

"ok dude, thats....thats fuckin gay dude. im not gay."

"i know bro, me neither dude. but seriously, like, thats whats happening....like...right now."

"so shes making noises then, bro?"

"lets go get drunk."