05.22.06 - 9:37 pm

sometimes i leave bathrooms into large social areas, such as my work, or the library for example, and do so knowing that the inside of my pant leg is speckled with my own urine. its slightly satisfying to know that im the only one aware of this.

the most consistent goal ive failed to meet in all the years of college is never messing around with a girl of asian descent.

and yes, when i look at them in groups laughing and talking or see them outside large populated areas or buildings, regardless of how harmless they appear, i still imagine them plotting some form of terrorist activity. and i hate that i wouldnt know it even if they were.

or werent.