06.15.06 - 3:38 am

i hope at some point in my life, as i walk out of ross proudly wearing a new jacket, someone runs into me and pushes me down. and i hope, as i stand, irritated and angry that someone has now ruined this brand new jacket of mine i start to curse outloud, only to stop myself.

in my head ill think to myself, this is a once and a life time oppertunity, i better not waste it on useless swearing. so ill turn to some friends walking beside me...

"you ruined my new jacket. kill him a lot."

that was absolutely ridiculous. but i still hope i get to use that line in real life.