11.04.06 - 9:26 am

dear democratic members in congress,
dont fuck this up. the republican party is in shambles. pull out of any sneaky fucking activities youre involved in. stop selling drugs. stop laundering money. stop molesting 13 year olds. just keep your hands to yourself. start being honest. cool off a bit and start being offensive. work on strengthening your party. actually use words like dignity and morality, and mean them. this is your chance to save the counrty. dont fuck it up with making the same mistakes the republican party made for so long. please. no more scandals.

seriously, dont fuck this up.

love, neil patrick harris

ps IM GAY!