02.15.07 - 12:15 am

"hello there..."
"heyyyyy, paula!!! how are you?"
"oh, you want an honest answer to that?"
"let me have it!"
"i decided that my ex is insane!"
"oh wow, big surprise!"
"i discovered that i love archie, and i told my ex to keep his hands to himself. for once, i was able to be strong and realize what i want."
"morality is a wonderful thing!"
"and then a bunch on unintelligible and incoherant things that i didnt care to listen to as i reached into her car, pulled out her contact lens case and returned to my apartment, where im promptly locked the door!!!"