09.23.09 - 9:54 pm

generally speaking, when i find out youre pregnant, i wont be pleased.

i will deftly feign excitement.

i will be clenching my teeth with disdain every time i smile and say "youre a fucking idiot" under my breath.

especially if you are unwed.
have recently gotten back with a boyfriend youve already broken up with several times.
if youre under the age of 28.
if youre someone i expected should know how to use contraceptives.
if youre obviously unaware of how permanent a child is.

seriously. everyone. just stop with the semen and ovaries. for the next ten years.