12.14.01 - 3:15 pm

i had something translated.

theres a girl who lives in another state. who i sort of fancy. yet ive never met this woman. and my contact with her consists of a total of three phone conversations. several emails. and many collective hours of online conversation.

our relationship evolved from purely a match of wits and language to sexual conversations to deep revelations of secrets told to no one else to when i come see you ill have sex with you to she cant wait to have sex with me to not talking for a while to she has a boyfriend to more not talking to me to ok when i meet you this is what im going to say regardless of your boyfriend....

(this is how you would pronounce it in its respective tongue)

tebya lyoublyou bolsheh voshzdooha, kotoruhm duhshoo.

yeah. thats russian. it means

i love you more than the air i breath.