02.19.02 - 5:49 pm

Auto Response from Ronn Popeil: i need 10 reasons why i shouldnt end contact with females for a week. feel free to participate. 3:20pm 1.22.02

sarah: 3:27pm 1. because im female 2. because there are better ones out there than what your finding 3. because girls have boobs 4. because smashing pumpkins rock 5. because i need to escape from something i cant escape from 6. despite all my rage im still just a rat in a cage 7. dont leave the state 8. sex sex sex sex 9. does it include female animals? 10. you may lose touch, just not with me.

ashley: 4:06pm hi We are hot! hi???????????

lindsay: 4:46pm 1. Me 2. Me 3. Me 4. Me 5. Me 6. Me 7. Me 8. Me 9. Me 10. Me

justin michael davis: 4:53 pm Because they have boobies! boobies! boobies!

tony: 4:54pm because girls debit from your cash flow that is directed toward the fish tank...

brianne: 6:38pm 1) because you have female friends and friends just dont talk to each other. 2) because you enjoy the company of the opposite sex 3) what if a hot girl wanted you 4) no one would be happy in the long run, it would leave scares 5)no one wants you to stop 6) you too emotional, you cant see things clearly 7) why must everything be the females fault 8) females are fun to be around 9) females, even though moody, can make your life wonderfull if you catch us in the right one. 10) not all of us are dumb blonds

billy: 6:40pm ten reasons eh...? pussy pussy pussy ass ass tits ass pussy tits and ass that covers it for me oh, and a sexy mouth, thats always nice so there 11

shannon: 6:41pm Because then you couldnt talk to meeeeeee! Because then you would have nothing left to lust over Gimme that nut Just another pussy that you had to tame Because that would mean not talking to your mom or your sisters for a week And i know how close you are with them Beeeeeeecause.....you need female energy to balance out your male energy - we're the yin to you yang Or wang Or something like that

chad: 6:56pm pussy cooking laundry da butt

whitney (my sister mind you): 7:02pm haha no you dont need that i have to go to the game parents arent waiting i will write you a list at the game and send it to you ok!!

9:46pm *your not gay *girls are fun to be with *you can have sex with them (i know you like it!!!) *something to do *have a trusty friend *have someone to talk to *someone to study with *someone to pleasure you other then your hand and/or other objects you have *******are you looking for a gf?********

elizabeth: 9:51pm all you should need is one reason, the right girl to talk to

nathan: 10:07 pm i recomend that instead of cutting off contact with females you do the following: get together any number of other guys you think would like to participate...and start your very own annual, "be a dick to chick week". its a tradition that has been going on with a select few here at willamette for the past 5 years or so and although i have never participated it seems to be a success

russell: 10:10pm reasons 1-10: we need them and there need to be women at the parties this weekend

michael: 12:30am hoiiiiiiiiii 1 pussy -10 pussy MOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats what its all about yoo!!1

christina: 2:00 am 10. ingrid degroot 9. Elisabeth Sharp 8. Kathy Shultz 7. Missy Sanders 6. some other dg's 5. more dgs 4. Delta Gamma 3. 715 NW 23rd 2. The best sorority 1. Christina Alice Stewart

alia: 11:45am me Alia your best friend alia im great you love me thats only 5 sorry