05.21.02 - 12:33 am

im about to be hit with a boeing 747 made of panic. im eating sweettarts to ease the feeling of impending doom. it would be nice if it was 4:30 in the afternoon. two weeks ago.

i discovered that my grandma got in trouble for spiking the punch when she was in college during the war.

her critique of the film "unfaithful" was simply stated with one word:

"pornography".