10.15.02 - 2:35 pm

"if i had a ribbed for her pleasure condom, i would just turn it inside out and steal all the pleasure."

"meth has your girlfriend by the balls."

words of wisdom by russell presley. he also informed me of this slightly humorous anecdote involving a house fly. a house fly that had been in his dorm room for several days and the what if proposition that it would rapidly get larger and larger until it was about the size of a large housecat. russell would come home from class only to find top ramen and chips all over the couch and table, and the fly opening one of several cans of pop. stammering in confusion and frustration russell would say,"what....just what do you think youre doing?"

and the fly would look up from its mess of food and retort with,"buzzzzzzz".

i need a haircut.