01.07.03 - 10:41 am

following an intimate dream involving the elustrious avril lavigne, and the ensuing gloating i wailed onto poor unsuspecting russell, i put up an away message which furthered the insult to injury he sustained. he is unable to experience ms lavigne while he sleeps.

russell: christ, change your away message, please

Ronn Popeil: if i was avril lavigne, i would have sexual intercourse with jordan noe.

russell: as a friend.

yesterday i worked out. i rocked my arms. i was self conscious. i was nervous. pitted inbetween towers of beautiful women and large musclular men was the tiny telephone pole of my weak and frail body. it was day one of the battle i will win against myself. i will have self esteem. muscle. confidence. a tight toned body of steel.

ill even be able to put bro at the end of my sentences.