02.24.03 - 9:28 pm

Ronn Popeil: what does this mean to you?

Ronn Popeil: 1. dui - alcohol 5347 e grovers

Ronn Popeil: 2. dui - .08 or above (criminal traffic for both)

Ronn Popeil: 3. underage drinking and driving (criminal traffic)

Ronn Popeil: 4. no proof of insurance (civil traffic)

Ronn Popeil: if all that was on a ticket...what would that mean?

mom: why prey tell

Ronn Popeil: thats what i got over the weekend

mom: u are not shitting me

mom: please tell me that is not true

mom: JORDAN!!!

Ronn Popeil: what

Ronn Popeil: is it bad?

mom: kiss your license good buy for 8 yrs

Ronn Popeil: how much will it cost to get my car towed

Ronn Popeil: ?

Ronn Popeil: like so i can go through it?

mom: depends..up here for DUII it is 500

mom: what do you mean go thru it

mom: i am confused

Ronn Popeil: so i can get my things back

mom: you have lost your car as well?!

mom: i am calling you i cannot do this email

and she did. and i had the pleasure of enjoying her concern while i secretly had the game up my sleeve. the joke on her, i exclaimed that this was not me, but someone i know. in retaliation, she wished that all the fish tanks i ever have will break. thanks, mom.

russell: i guess i won.....

russell: since your knuckle was the only one that had blood coming out of it.