02.27.06 - 1:01 pm

i save a bunch of junk.

here is some of it:
march 5th, 2005
ben: the triathlon I'm doing in california in May will be attended by one MISS HOLLY HOMNICK
Ronn Popeil: tomorrow she sees.
ben: Ben Hemson 1, Jordan Noe 0

You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. And for God's sake, whatever you do, don't, under any circumstances...

what's that saying, don't let someone be your priority when you're only their option

aug 29 2004
What is Brain? How do you define Brain? If you're talking about what you feel, taste, smell, or see, then Brain is simply electrical signals interpreted by your.....brain.

december29th 2003
I borrowed your computer in order to use your working speakers to record some shit on my phone. Upon arrival, I took the time to let your funboy screensaver run it's course. In conclusion, each and every one of the pictures you took of Austin suck dick. A lot of dick. With your best interest in mind, I went ahead and sent you this stunning pic of his chiseled features. If you want more, I took more than a fairshare of nude ones as well.

Oh yeah, fuck your new year's party, I'm going to Dammasch to explore the spooky catacombs. Apparently there's going to be a huge party there, but all I need is a candle, some worthy mates (josh and michelle), and the eerie halls of the damned. You should come along.

Yours in eternal lust,
Mickey Clark, son of Gordon Clark.

may 30 2005
we had another water balloon fight today.same girls.la cabana girls...they live down the street.we had been up on the roof doing homeworksaw them all laying outdecided to ruin their sunshine.

yes.
we had been up on the roof doing homework
saw them all laying out
decided to ruin their sunshine.

i dont know

when we attacked today.
it was....like they were like "oh those silly boys..." but in a really annoyed way
but yet
they retaliated

with cleverness! and surprise!
oh no
he was the distraction.
we were like raptors.
swish

came in from the sides
from the other two, you didnt even know where there.
they have this...veranda deck

that goes around two sides of their house.
they were on one side
we went around the block and hid on the other side.
so we are against the house, on this deck, theyre just around the corner on their side of the deck...
so i send ashton in.

that little boy, with giant water balloon in hand goes around the corner and doesnt even look at them all staring at him.
he just walks straight to the side of the deck and throws his balloon into the bushes.
then he comes back to me, and silently asks for another
so i give him two
he goes out there....drops them on the deck, watching them break with muted excitement.
ben and russell and i.....sneak through the bushes.

FOR THE KEEP!!!!!
just a hailstorm of water balloons.

class i think.

so i steal the boy back...and run off along side the guys.
before we attacked, when ashton was dropping his balloons of deception, i could hear their confusion.
i mean, here they were...sitting on couches, sitting on towels in the sun....when a small child appears from no where....to drop balloons off their deck...
they tried talking to him, tried coaxing him over to them like he was some lost puppy.
but he just had one motive: get balloon. drop balloon off deck.

so we go back home...im convinced based on how unamused they seemed that they had no intentions of retaliation.
i was wrong.
ben comes in my room and says....their dog...its...on our deck.
that was peculiar because their dog isnt one to wander without a cabana girl close by.
so ben wanders cautiously onto our porch
i stay close to the door
he pets the dog, roughs up the hair a bit...
and then
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
from two sides
balloons
BALLOONS FILLED WITH WATER!!!!!!!!
i shut the door
ben and cody are trapped out there banging on the door
getting pelted and destroyed.
i could do nothing but listen to their screams and moans through the door.
when the attack subsided, i slowly opened the door expecting the worst
but instead, ben was completely naked doing curls with codys body.

the end.

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nov 8th 2004
The greatest trick Ben Hemson ever pulled was convincing the world he doesnt throw his own feces

JUSTINS LOVE MESSAGE
alia,
theres a drastically sunburned JMD anxiously awaiting your arrival in the first room on your left( dbl doors)...
..but tread too far...and youll find yourself face to face w/ one of agaods own prototypes....a killing machine created for one purpose...SEARCH ASND DESTROY: GRANDMA!!!
hopefully youll make it safely, if not, eat shit hippie!

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