03.08.06 - 12:41 pm

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU ARE DEAD
a comprehensive guide to your afterlife

LIGHT AND HOW IT AFFECTS YOU
- avoid direct sunlight. you will disappear and not be able to move.
- do not stay dark places for more than a few hours.
- avoid bright lights (they might change you).

YOUR SURROUNDINGS
- stay aware of your surroundings at all times...you wil not feel the urge to sleep and you will never dream.
- float from place to place by focusing on your destination while looking at it.

RECOGNIZING YOUR PAST
- do not revel in regret.
- attempt to find your previous place of residence.

COMMUNICATION IN THE AFTERLIFE
- if detected by small children or animals, tell them you do not exist.
- do not talk to other ghosts. they will harm you.
- do not talk to the living. they will ignore you.

YOUR WELL BEING
- do not attempt to stand upright until you are positive you are dead (try passing your hand through your face to determine if you are).
- if you become tired of being a ghost, find a beach and float towards the horizon.
- do not wish to be anything else.

YOUR IDENTITY
- do not hold onto memories of life. they will be distorted and inaccurate.
- do not try to put yourself back into your dead body or any other living ones, you will be frightened.