03.28.06 - 12:05 pm

uh hey dude, uh, i just texted you and called you. theres a honda civic out in the driveway and i dont know who the fucks it is. i just went to all the neighbors and asked them and they dont know either. so im getting it towed because i have to go and im completely blocked in. i looked around for keys and couldnt see any and checked all the door locks and its not unlocked. i hope its not like your girls or something or some girl that came over for you because yeah, theyre getting towed. yeah bye. bye.

THURSDAY MARCH 9TH 7:14 PM

yeah, yeah i know what youre saying. yeah yeah. no man, you gotta. dude, if he asks you to put it in your butt, you gotta put it in your butt man. no joke. yeah yeah, i know man. i hear ya. dude, hes uncircumsized? yeah man you can put it in your butt.
jordan we're at clods. i ran into nicole, um your old the girl the girl you wanted to kiss. and i told her earlier tonight that you should she should go over and kiss her she should go over to your house and kiss you. but um shes like, i have a boyfriend. dont worry, i already called him gay so its cool. i already accused him of being gay, so youre in good standing.
so but yeah, youve got a cock, you have to take it. uncircumsized or not, you gotta take it.
theres people everywhere!

SATURDAY MARCH 25TH 12:59 AM