06.29.06 - 4:01 am

monmouth. left on clay. house with a bug in the driveway. some girl questions my outdoor enjoyableness. i pass the test and she requests my phone number. we should totally drunk dial corporate petco employees. beer pong loss. somehow tim and i win, but then lose by a made up rule. two girls: kate and girl in red. kate is a lesbian. i continually refer to her as a republican in spite of her many facial piercings. dave is a cool guy. i ask him if he likes hawthorne heights based on his emo shirt he wears, but fools me by explaining his like of slipknot and system of a down. i did some trampoline stunts. and failed. i met a guy named levi. he had a mowhawk and golfed in highschool. im pretty sure i was the oldest person at the party. rick had his shirt off the entire time. i doubt that girl will call me...because ive never been to the dunes. im not going to lie, im great at beer pong. ive got terribly long arms. that i cheat with. david was from coos bay. just like virginia "the hammer" mcphee. kate was from santiam, well, mill city. that one girl was from independance. tim took his pants off, and i dont know why. and yes, i drank my juicy juices at this party. im not ashamed at all.

i still hate monmouth.