07.15.06 - 12:28 am

while driving today, i eavesdropped on ashton in the backseat, talking to himself. the following is a brief discussion between ashton and ashton being a police officer; an officer who has pulled him over because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt:

ashton: what is this, a ticket?
officer: yes, a ticket.
ashton: youre giving me a ticket? i dont need a ticket.
officer: you dont want a ticket? well how about a dollar?
ashton: ok, ill have a dollar.
officer: ok.