07.13.06 - 11:37 pm

from july 8th, 2005

the brain: let me just say
the brain: facebook has brought me nothing but good things
the brain: including a date with an incredibley attractive young lady saturday night
the brain: ...who is facebook friends with my middle school bully devon
the brain: who punched me in the gut
the brain: and called me jackmaster 3000
the brain: because i was the first on my schoolbus to admit i masterbated
the brain: hard times