03.13.07 - 9:18 pm

ashton and i played pirates on my bed this evening. first we fought each other, and after i had run him through with my blade, he said he was no longer captain ashton. so i asked him who he had become, now that he was dead:

"i am...captain crunch."

impressed, i asked him who i was, to which he replied, "you can be captain killeton...and ill be captain skeleton."

ok then.

our next battle from our pirate ship was versus aliens. after we ran out of cannon balls and sticks of dynamite, ashton used his personal stash of hand grenades. when those were exhausted, he started throwing.....dinosaurs.

suddenly he fell to the bed, mortally wounded by an enemy attack. i asked him what had hit him and he responded, "a kayjay."

ah yes. a kayjay. the most devastating insult ashton has yet to conjure up. and now aliens use it as a weapon.

egads!