02.07.08 - 9:16 am

twenty years old. i remember enjoying being twenty. i was living in arizona. i finally made some friends and was enjoying their company almost every night. i didnt have a curfew. i had a job i enjoyed. i drove all over the state of arizona when i pleased. my friends in other states were doing similar activities, albeit at college. drinking. partying. playing. away from home and enjoying the freedom of independence.

but some people use this year of their youth to store cocaine in their ass. fifteen bags of cocaine.

i wish, for people like this, that no matter where he went in the world, everyone would always refer to him as "the twenty year old with the fifteen bags of cocaine in his ass".

what an idiot.

Police: Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

HAGERSTOWN, Md. (AP) -- Police searching a downtown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks.

Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night.

Police had gone to the home after officers saw suspected drug dealing in the area, Sgt. Jim Robison said.

Lynch was charged with possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine, possession of crack cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing and hindering and making a false statement to police officers.