07.02.03 - 8:49 pm

mr hemson,

heres the deal on where you could be living come summer/next year...

for $1500 a month you will get a luxurious 5 bed room house. it can either be a five bed room pad...or a seven. it gets cold in the winter. warm in the summer. it has an awesome roof for sun tans, girl watching, water balloon cover, etc. large living room area. large front porch w/couch on semi busy road with small yard for barbeques, water balloon fights, girl watching, etc. it has wooden shingles for siding. the landlady is a flake. there is no garbage disposal or dishwasher (most likely be added soon as a joint venture). we will have cable modems, more than likely cable tv as well.

your room mates will include:

russell presley - likes avril lavigne and computers and music.

the brain - homicidal and has a .50 desert eagle. has large muscles.

jordan noe - skinny. tall. likes fish tanks and being made fun of.

sarah thornton - with child. a small newborn baby will be the highlight of the house hold. either the biggest pro, or the biggest con. be prepared.

potentials:

justin michael davis - likes being nude, engaging in severely homosexual behavior and making a household of hilarity.

ben hemson - likes running around tracks nude when hes drunk.

so there you have it. thats the run down of the place. with five people living there, rent will come to $300 a month, which is really great.

if you have any other questions, email me, or call me.

*there will be a newborn child there, so if that will be a problem, let me know.

keep me posted, we strike soon!

jordan