11.17.03 - 2:53 am

its so late. and i am so tired. i could tell you of jokes told to me on evenings prior. but instead....ill just complain that at this hour, at this time of night, my mouse lingers just mere moments short of a click over the CONFIRM ORDER button on dozens of mail order saltwater retail stores.

so compulsive. so impatient. so lacking in my delay of gratification. my desire to save finances for when theyre most needed. im a failure to my own desires, but a hero to my nations economy.