12.28.06 - 4:30 pm

PROLOGUE
"so, do you want like, the series of events leading up to what happened or....?"
"no, im not really even interested in that. what i want to know is why you thought it would be appropriate to take your pants off at work?"
"well....comedic effect?"
"and what exactly do you mean by 'comedic effect'?"
"well i knew it would make people laugh."
"and what were the responses of the other associates?"
"laughter."
"laughter huh? anything else?"
"no."
"no?"
"well, i mean i could go so far as to say joy really. listen, wayne, it sounds like youre fishing for some sort of response out of me. what is it youre looking for me to say? what do you really want to know?"
"what i want to know, jordan is why you thought it was appropriate to remove your clothing inside a petco store."
"well, ive worked with the people that were present for several years....."
"why did you feel it was acceptable to take your pants off in front of them?"
"i dont know, familiarity with them."
"familiarity? what do you mean by that?"
"i was comfortable around them. and i knew it would make them laugh."
"and why do you think they were laughing?"
"because it was funny. because i had the guts to do something...like that."
"...'guts'? what do you mean by 'guts'?"
"well, you know....that i had the....self esteem to be able to do something like this."
"and did you ever think that someone might be offended by this?"
"no. because i informed everyone before hand what i was going to do. and if someone was going to be offended they would have said so then."
"well jordan, thats not how it really works. see people dont get offended until theyre in a courtroom, or a lawsuit for sexual harrassment. thats what really happens jordan."
"ok."
"alright so effective immediately we are suspending your employment until further notice. thank you."
"ok wayne."