08.18.07 - 9:39 am

dear mr and mrs graziano,

i would like to propose a contract for my maintenance service through the next year. for the last several months, your monthly bill has been between $400 and $500 for the servicing of your marine aquarium. if you would be willing to pay an upfront cost of $2800, i would continue to maintain your aquarium through march of 2008 at no additional hourly cost. essentially febuary and march would be done free of charge, or essentially this would lower your monthly payment to just $311 over the next nine months. please consider this offer, and contact me if you have any questions.

sincerest regards,
jordan

now, to find the desperation to actually say something like this next tuesday.

and have it work.